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{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}

{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}

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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bear with no teeth?","punchline":"A gummy bear!","id":191}

{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}

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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

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