{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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